Monday, September 08, 2008

In which Our Protagonist Finds Himself in Cambridge

So, the move went well; the only thing being that the flat is teeny, certainly compared to the vastness of the Melbourne Pl. pad, and the office too. This is now my office...

Where will all the books go?

Plus, Cambridge has lots of men who look slightly scabby, have mangy dogs and who always carry a ubiquitous can of Special Brew (I'm reminded of a diagrammatic exercise I once did with a lower Sixth group based upon William Carlos Williams' "Just to Let you Know" and Tom Leonard's "Just tae let ye know"). Yuk!

Best answer to the "who might you see with this item (special brew)?" question:

a man on the street

with a dog

on a piece of string.

Thursday, August 28, 2008

In which our hero suffers from a distinct paucity of boxes.

I have a whole new kind of procrastination. It's called: not moving out. Or, more precisely, not packing up the desk that I've been inhabiting for the past four years.

Yes! It's time for me to move on from my corner of the Postgraduate room; now that I'm a "Doctor", apparently I'm not welcome to live with the little people. And I have to move to Cambridge – yes, I am leaving St Andrews for Cambridge (again), and yes, this is causing a slight case of the jibblies. And no: I don't have a job there (not for lack of trying, though). Anyway. Packing is teh suxxors. Booooooooooooo!

Note: this next picture was taken after I had taken all my books back to the library. I am slightly worried that I've turned into the mad old man who has a house full of books on obscure subjects which are covered in post-it notes and pencil-written marginalia.


I hate packing. And the house is still to go...



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Thursday, August 21, 2008

Beware!


Just beware of them, alright.

Viva update

Oh – and I passed the viva; minor corrections. It's currently being bound, and will be deposited with the library next week.


 

Huzzah!

A nice picture















Sorry, just playing with the blogging options in Picasa, which are, I suppose, one way of getting round the rubbishness of Word's inability to play with pictures. Gah!
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Friday, August 01, 2008

Petrification

My viva is in less than a week. This is scary. Eek!

Rubbish

Okay. This is a lame post. But still.


I have started using office 2007. It's very nice. Good to use. I love Onenote, that's great.

And I was semi-thrilled to see that there was blogging from Word. "This", I thought, "might make me actually start blogging again. How convenient!"

And then, as with everything Microsoft... the flaw. No pictures can be uploaded if you use blogger. Maybe this is MS' fault, maybe its Blogger's. But how idiotic. It's meant to be easy! And you can't even get it to play with Flickr!

I can just post with this then add a picture manually with the URL to an uploaded pic on flickr or do it in blogger itself... but if I wanted to faff about with web interfaces I'd bleeding well use those, not use Word, hop over to flickr, then back to word or blogger... IT'S MEANT TO BE CONVENIENT! Ha!

Also: Word 2007 has bibliographic functions. For an academic that's pretty handy; I've been using Endnote for years, and while my version (barely) works with Office 2k7, I also thought "aha!" (yes, I actually think like this) "I shall transfer my bibliography to Word 2007 and never pay adept science £115 again!" But no. First: it doesn't like to read Endnote files. So I find a way to translate them. Second: you can't edit output styles (funnily enough NOT everyone uses APA or Chicago styles. Not to mention, some fool at Microsoft thinks that APA and Harvard styles are the same. They're not. Plus, in Classics, there are a myriad of slight variations you might have to use. Being able to edit output styles is an absolute must: believe me, a journal editor will not accept "but Word only lets me choose these six styles" as an excuse). Third: for some reason, the same idiot at Microsoft thinks that a footnote should be presented the same way as an embedded citation. This is so dumb that... well, it's pretty dumb. Apparently they had an academic helping them; must have been an academic from the Department of Idiocy at Idiot State. Either that, or they're working for Microsoft because they couldn't get tenure anywhere because they're a bloody moron.

Okay. This is a ridiculous amount of anger about 1) blogging pictures which I hardly ever do, and have options to get around, and 2) something I already have software to deal with. My problem is that these are such potentially useful additions to word that I can't believe they've implemented them in such a half-assed way; it's like when you spot your Christmas present, it's shaped like an xbox, it's as heavy as an xbox, and then you find out its a wii. Such disappointment.


This post was brought to you by Word 2007. This is why there are no pictures. Suck it up, as Michelle Malkin likes to say.

Friday, May 16, 2008

300 pages, 1500 footnotes

The thesis is finished - actually, two weeks ago.

I have been resting my brainz.

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Wednesday, April 02, 2008

Out now!



(photo: Hannah Swithinbank, design: J. McIntyre; poses: poseurs)

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Wednesday, March 19, 2008

The Final Odyssey

According to the BBC (and the Grauniad), Arthur C. Clarke is dead.

:(