Thursday, June 30, 2005

where has skye been?

On holiday. Nowhere exciting, been in St Andrews having some time off since Alexandra was in town and I've been refusing to come into the office since I graduated last week. Yes, that's right. All you plebeians can now write to me as Jamie McIntyre M.A., M.Litt., P.G.C.E.

Or you can just keep calling me sir.

Fotos will be coming, ball and graduation pics as well as some others, just as soon as I've had them developed and can be arsed scanning them. And there are still some more old fotos to come, so don't think that people have escaped being shown up for the lunacy they engaged in after they left uni and joined the 'real world'.

And there'll be a proper update at some point.

Oh, and I should just say (as I've forgotten to so far) thanks to everyone for comments, and emails, saying they've enjoyed the fotos I've posted so far. Cheers; I've enjoyed humiliating you!

Sunday, June 19, 2005

a week of boredom and ennui...

And yet, despite said boredom and ennui, I have failed to update my blog. Oops.

Largely this boredom has been a result of trying to read about the Flavian epicists. Now, I have a lot of time for Statius - there's something about Tydeus munching on brains in book 8 of the Thebaid that is strangely compelling - but Valerius Flaccus and Silius Italicus can, in my opinion, stuff off. It's a pity they're such pivotal poets in my thesis, drrr.

Anyway. I guess the fact that A doesn't arrive back in St Andrews until tomorrow has also contributed to such feelings of thesis-weariness. And the heat hasn't helped, because it is hot here. Damned hot. And not good heat, oh, no, here we have to get the sticky, still nasty 'it's about to break and thunder heat' that makes me want to cry. Personally, I blame the government, bluster, blah, and I shall be writing a disgruntled missive to the Torygraph immediately... (although on a serious note, I guess we can give the government a hard time on this given that the UK's C02 emissions are in fact continuing to climb rather that decline despite the Kyoto target of reducing them by 8% by 2012 and the Labour party's own target of 20% by 2010; a rise in line with the rest of the EU. In the UK our 1.3% increase is because 'we drove more'; shame on us all. I shall remain on my high horse (economically friendly, despite the horse-poo) and look down on all those driving around. Bastards).

Otherwise, I was doing normal Skyeness type things; started working at the pottery shop in St Andrews (maintaining, however, my AHRC imposed work restriction of 6 hours a week), which was fun; spending more money than I have (clothes shopping in Dundee, with my personal shopper Robin; hurrah for credit card debt, allowing me to deck myself out in TK-MAX's finest while also keeping the UK economy going - dontcha just love sensible economic policies); and I also went to see Batman Begins with Jeremy, Jess, Robin and Anna -and with a guest appearance from my academic dad, Rich. On which my thoughts below (em.. SPOILERS!!).
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Now, the Guardian yesterday said this is the film that Bat-Fans have been waiting for (well, actually, I'm a bat-fan who's been waiting for the BatFink movie, but still). And it was pretty fabby, I have to say... but still not a patch on Tim Burton's 1989 and 1992 efforts, though massively better than the Joel Schumacher efforts. Personally, I thought it maybe a little too gritty and realistic, in keeping with Christopher Nolan's other films Memento and Insomnia - even though Batman is/has become since The Dark Knight Returns a much grittier figure, I still think there's something of the fantastical about the character. There are eccentricities throughout Gothic Gotham and these were beautifully revealed in the demented world of Bruce Wayne/Batman and Jack Napier/The Joker, in the use of strange colours standing against the exaggerated darkness of the first two movies.
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And this seems to me to have been an issue with the characters too. Okay, so there are realistic, deep and profound psychological reasons for Bruce Wayne dressing as a bat and the new movie dealt with those pretty well; I liked the idea that he had to become something elemental, powerful, and fearsome. But, I think that they kind of missed the point that Burton and Micheal Keaton made so well; Bruce Wayne is a man teetering on the edge of breakdown. I love the scene in the first film where Wayne is standing outside Vicky Vale's door, about to try and reveal his identity, saying 'I'm Batman' over and over; holding flowers, you could change the words to any number of movies where the hero practises telling someone he loves them. But rather than trying to find the best way to talk to a lover, he seems almost like he's still trying to convince himself that he is who he is; Wayne/Batman is such a fragile construction/identity that he really has no clue who he is (something they try to address at the end of the new movie) and that he's a man almost completely lost. Where does Bat/Man begin/end? And the Burton movies tantalised us with the dark recesses of Wayne's mind, Keaton's performance suggesting that he could be as dangerous as the joker; indeed, implying that there's not that much difference between vigilante and villain ( Joker: 'Winged freak terroises city? Wit till they get a load of me'). Keaton's Bat/Man is a man/bat on the edge, and Wayne's eccentricities are part of his character rather than a ploy to keep the nosy at bay; his ultimate eccentricity - dressing up as a bat, and beating up criminals.

This has gone on too long, and I think I've demonstrated my geekiness quite enough. but I just want to finish by musing about the drive of the Batman series. Both Batman (1989) and Batman Begins focus on the character's need for revenge; while it is almost incidental that Jack Napier/the Joker turns out to have offed Wayne's parents (Ever dance with the devil in the pale moonlight?), and Batman has already been dealing with crims on the streets, the narrative of the film implies closure. Wayne has dealt with the need for revenge; and he now has Vale in his life. It isn't controversial, I think, to say that even the second Burton movie has less direction than the first, and the last two are completely directionless, so much so that there was more room for bat-nipples than for plot. And Batman Begins makes the need for revenge explicit, this is the drive of the movie, at least to begin with. But now that this has been dealt with, can the franchise sustain further entries without again lapsing into directionless drivel; is Batman doomed to have revenge for the deaths of his parents again and again, and are batfans simply going to have to live in this neverending narrative loop... well, I guess that's a kind of closure too. And I guess only the sequel will let us know.

Monday, June 13, 2005

So what have I been doing, then...

Pretty much nothing. I just thought I should check in for all those of you who've clearly been following the blog and who are religiously checking it every day to see what kerazy shit I've been up to... so this week, I have largely been trying to write my thesis (C- for effort, but definitely a B+ for 'looking like I'm busy'), launching www.musicslut.blogspot.com with JK, and going to the pub. Oh, and Andy and Robin had a guest, Sarah, to stay, and so there were trips to the beach and paddling in the sea, because the weather is nice. In Other News, I've been pretending to organise a trip to Germany (I say pretending because I'm not entirely sure that I really want to go for a month on an immersion course in German language...)

Oh, and I went to see Mr. & Mrs. Smith last night, which I thought was quite good fun, especially Vince Vaughn who was probably the best thing in it.

It did start me thinking, though: this is a movie with a 15 rating, and as such, it has very little swearing, and a bit of very tame sex. But it has buckets of violence, but in that 15-cert no blood kind of a way. What I thought was just a tad disturbing was that it was definitely a comedy-thriller, but by the end of it there is an absolute bloodbath of bad guys (sorry if that spoiled it for anyone, but come on, what are you expecting from a Brad Pitt action movie), which seemed to me to imply a pretty blase and desensitised attitude to mass-killing on screen - laughing at the domestic disharmony one moment and then watching a series of bad dudes being sliced and diced with some kitchen knives. I mean, I hope I'm not being hyper-sensitive about this, I thought it was pretty funny, but still... and the pair of them did seem to take domestic violence to a whole new level....

oh well... that's tha movies for ya!

Oh, and a quick cheers to all those who've viewed and approved of the blog and let me know by email - I'm glad you've enjoyed the pictures, and there should be more to come too...

Sunday, June 12, 2005

Slander!

From: Malcolm Dingwall-Smith
To: Skye
Cc:
Subject: Re: Skye has arrived in the Blogosphere....

Just had a look at the blog. Some cool photos in there. But one thing seems wrong. It's called 'accused of stealing'? Surely some mistake. Don't you mean 'convicted of supplying alcohol to underagers'
or maybe 'thrown out of the pancake place for being a drunken lout'?

FYI, Mr. Dingwall-Smith....

I have no conviction for anything! I paid a fiscal fine for an accidental sale to someone who was 17 - a fiscal fine is a kind of legal bribery and which means that both I and the legal system get to forget about it (though you clearly haven't!). And anyway, even the nice police officers who charged me said that they'd have served the person too after they'd seen the CCTV, given that they looked 18... besides, all those years in the Raisin - you're not telling me that you've never made a mistake (actually, you probably are, I've never known you admit to one yet!!)

The second thing, well... I'm not barred from there anymore, but whether that's because they've forgotten who I am or because they've forgiven me, I don't know... anyway, I blame Mr. Nee, for it was he who was clearly the ringleader...

Tuesday, June 07, 2005

a leap into the present with more classy classoc ball pics

(apologies to all concerned)



Skye and Gammers gettin' down on the dancefloor.



Welcome to Wrestlemania: Skye vs. Jeremy the first bout...



Skye about to pass out, and Jessica kindly looking after him. I don't remember this part of the ball.



Anna gets streamed

(fotos courtesy of Anna)

Monday, June 06, 2005

the way we were - once we'd graduated

but didn't want to get jobs



E-j and Jo in E-j's home village. Which is in the middle of bleedin' nowhere.



Some Arran Cheddar, Jane and Paul, sitting on Tentsmuir Beach, just outside St Andrews



Donald's bro Alan and Donald discuss some of the finer points of grass cutting, back on Skye (while I, of course, lie on the porch drinking lemonade)



Nicky and her best friend (seriously, i mean that) at the Edinburgh festival parade, 2002.



Nicky's best friend turns on her, assisted by Mal, as Heather cheers it on



Mal and Nicky loiter on the National Monument on Calton Hill

grad week 2002 - the first time



Ash, Mal, Skye, Nicky, E-j, Steph, Dave - graduation-tastic!



Steph in da hood



Jo post being bopped on the head with John Knox's pants



Heather takes the gravity of the graduation ceremony with great seriousness



Steph and Mal outside 10 College St., our grad week home.



Nicky, Sara, E-j: graduates, ready to take on the world!
And look - probably the only time anyone has seen it - Nicky in a skirt!



As graceful as ever!



Weegie wearing some kind of dead animal around his neck



Mal, Heather, Dave, Steph, Nicky, Skye, Mr. Nee, spinky and spanky and ready to go to the grad ball. Legend has it that Nicky even washed that day.



Pre-ball dinner; how civilised.



Uni hall in 1st year get together to graduate: Peanut, Walter, Skomer, Val, Laura, Duncan, Tom, Kate, Skye, Ian.



Kate and Laura; in the background, Greg



Sara, E-j, Mal, Nicky



Jo-jo, Nicky G, Jane and Emily



Chris, Donald, Sam



Post ball - Sam and D



Leaving forever - one last look back down College Street for Steph and Dave

the way we were: final exams nonsense



Jen and E-j share a pre-finals drink in Drouthies. Is that whisky? Dear Lord, things are worse than we thought...



Seriously. You don't want to mess with agents Skye and Steph, waiting for...



...Mal to come out of his last exam.



E-j gets caught with flour bombs in St Mary's Quad.



Not caught in this photo, but so many people were waiting for Steph with super-soakers, that she had her own rainbow. Next, we all went to the pub, where a poor member of staff had to follow her around with a mop...



Nicky and Mal attack Skye with fizzy pop.



A well earned pint of O.P. after an exam on Late-Imperial literature with Mal, Skye, Rhona, Nicky, Steph, Jo and Dave. It's over! Or is it....

the way we were: honours years (5)

kk ball 2002



Dave, Steph and Skye waiting in the queue to get in. What service!
(note the fence in the background to keep the plebeians out)



Jo and Jenny - get off the roads!



Skye and Dave crank up the air guitars and rock out.



Jo and E-j think 'who is this wierd git that keeps following us around?'

the way we were: honours years (4)



St Andrews cathedral in the snow. And people say they don't know why I don't leave this place...

A Burns Night Supper!



Steph, Mal, Laurie, E-j, Nicky, Helen, and Weegie draping himself across them. No sign of a haggis at this point, though.



Laurie and E-j on the couch.



Mal and Nicky lead the cleanup operation, Mal looking particularly sexy in his dressing gown, and attempting to remove the custard from the frying pan that E-j had used to make it, before serving in a tea-pot.



Simon and Sam, exiles on Boase Avenue.

the way we were: honours years (3)

an easter party!



Skye and Mal indulge in some karaeoke singalongs. Bunny ears and wine bottle microphones optional extras.



Mr. Nee and Steph groove along and wow the crowd with their beats.



E-J and Rhona - next stop, Top of the Pops (or Top of the Bops, I suppose)



Why doesn't this sort of thing happen to me anymore? Clockwise from the front : Piglet, Rhona, Nicky, Steph, E-j, and Skye in the middle.



E-j looking very glam.



Tired bunnys. What is Mr. Nee doing to E-j's foot?



Bye-bye bunnys, sleep tight.

the way we were: honours years (2)

a murder mystery party...



Weegie. He's not a real blonde, you know.



Steph, Dave, Nicky.



Nicky before attacking the ice-cream. Rhona about to hit the Banrock.



No comment. This picture is only on here so that everyone can see an early appearance of Mr. Nee's beard.



Mal - lookin' dangerous...



Skye and E-J.

the way we were: honours years (1)

(yes, I am aware that I was supposed to be working)

more tales from the bop...



Steph, E-J, Nicky and Helen - Bopstars: The Rivals.



Awww. Ain't they sweet.





Okay, in Nicky's case, I guess I take that back.



For some reason, Mal here looks like he would fit into the Happy Mondays roundabout 1992.



Mal, about to pounce. Note on the shelves, Mal the meerkat and on the T.V. Skye the goldfish. Part of our 14 Largo Road menagerie.



Skye enjoys a post-drinking cup of tea. 2 things to note: 1) I have been drinking red wine, and I am not, as Kelly has just suggested, wearing lipstick. 2) Hair - the 4th year skinhead era.

the way we were: second year

Oh, those were the days



Donald. Yes, he's dressed as a wizard. He usually was, you know.



Hall ball, 1999 (or 2000?). Clockwise from back: Quin, Nee (long hair phase, though you can't see it), Mal, Weegie, Rob, Skye. Aa-haa.



'I've got a great idea for what to do after the January exams!'
'What?'
'Let's walk the West Highland Way!'
D'oh.



Top of Glamaig, summer 2000. Big D rests for a moment.



Skye points at Skye. Hair circa summer 2000, getting eminently more boring and sensible.

Sunday, June 05, 2005

the way we were: first year

hehe....o man, I am mean...



Mr. Nee - how young you look without the beard. What's that? Drinking at a party? But, Mr. Nee, you weren't 18 were you...?
(Pimps & Whores party, 1998)



Weegie. Looking every inch the Milngavnie pimp that (still) he is...



Skye (awarded best dressed whore that night, btw) and Sara



Hamlet and Brenner - thespy chums
(prior to 'Shakespeare out of Love'. Drivel, sheer drivel)



Skomer (next door neighbour on A-floor, and afficionado of drum+base music, played very loud, and usually while Skye was trying to sleep) and Skye. Don't ask about the water pistol, just don't.
Hair circa 1998 - not quite my favouite look, not quite long enough.
I'll never forget meeting Skomer - he hadn't come out of his room all fresher's week, then one night, strode out and shook me by the hand - 'Hi, I'm Skomer, I've just had dysentry'. Fabulous.

pictures from beyond the university career...

Yes, there was a time when I was not in St Andrews, and nor was I a student...



Don't go into the bushes! There's something in there...



Big D, now Dr. Donald, probably the poor sod who's had to put up with me the longest



A moody black and white pic of Skye with Knoydart in the background (see what I did there?)
Hair is circa 1997, and I remember it fondly, perhaps one day to return (if I can convince A it's a good idea)
I still own (and wear) the shirt that I'm modelling in this pic - see the pics below from the Bop.

Edit: It did say Raasay instead of Knoydart; however, I recieved this from Big D and felt compelled to change it -

Dear Jamie,

On your blog, which i must say fairly brings back some memories, you have mislabled a photo. There is a B+W photo of you after a particularily fetching photo of me, also in B+W. You have labled the photo of yourself as having Raasay in the backgrounds when infact it is Knoydart and the drive upto my house in the foreground

Donald.

PS Sam thinks this makes me sound like a smart arse wanker, which ofcourse i am!

'singer-songwriters'

Rather than actually do any work - I'm supposed to be redrafting a chapter on Calpurnius Siculus, and frankly, I'm A Little Bored of it at the moment, having been sat here in the library since 9am - I've just got my grubby little paws on a live performance of Kristin Hersh, an artist I've been a huge fan of for many years, and I'm listening to it right now.

Sadly, I can't say that I've been around since the Throwing Muses days - I've never really one for having my finger on the pulse (proven by the fact that just looking at her website a second ago I now discover that they in fact reformed to produce another album) - but since I got copy of her second solo album Strange Angels, ooh, back in '98 it must have been - I've really loved her music; and yet strangely, she's often an artist who slips my mind as I return to other favourites or find something new (music slut that I am). Still, there's something so compelling about her music - maybe its the fact that her voice always sounds like its about to crack into a million shards, or that this is coupled with both some of the most sensitive acoustic or spiky electric guitar work... and there is apparently a strings album out there that I'd love to hear. There's a fragility to her work, even when it seems to be at its most confident and thrilling. Having seen her perform at T in the Park in 1998 (definitely 1998; it's the only year I've made it, though I'll be there this year), despite being more or less completely wasted, I remember feeling that for once here was a singer-songwriter (hated words, hated words, so much MOR bullshit out there, drrrr) who actually could share some of her frailty and humanity without me actually wanting to slap them; combined with some great tunes. And that's not bad in a tent full of drunken louts.

Saturday, June 04, 2005

classy classoc ball pics...



Jeremy, Jess, Gammers and Skye looking all nice and spruced up prior to a civilised evening of dancing and polite conversation...



Oh dear God, what happened...?

(photos courtesy of Gammers)
tales from the Bop
(from a long, long time ago...)



Skye, Gammers and Robin grooving in the bop - shocked looks from undergrads seeing their subwardens and tutors dancing not pictured (not as bad, however, as the night The Captain joined us).



'Can I hear S-Club? I can! I can, I can hear S-Club! Woooooooo'



Robin and Anna - I have no idea who the pointing dude is, nor can I say who the intense looking chap in the blue shirt is. They're just the kind of people who frequent the bop, I guess.

(Photos courtesy of Anna)

Friday, June 03, 2005

Oh. Dear God, no.... Not another meaningless blog....

Okay. I'm sorry. I said I wouldn't do it, but (the chances are) you know me, and you know that if there's a bandwagon, I'm going to jump on it. And so here it is. And deep down, the only reason I'm doing this is so that I can a) avoid doing the work I'm supposed to be doing right now, and b) avoid the pain of mass-emails by just saying 'oh, yeah, just check my blog, man'. The greatest part of the blame, though, has to go with fellow subwarden Jen (www.livinginabstract.blogspot.com) and classicist Kelly and husband Steve ('Sweet-pea and Torpedo', www.self-propelled.blogspot.com). And all the other people who have livejournals and what have you....

So anyway. This is my blog, and as yet, there's nothing on it. The title means nothing, other than its a song by the delgados (gone, but not forgotten), a band who I've been listening to a lot these days. And I suppose it also refers to the fact that I will probably steal photos from people who have digital cameras, and, on a meta-literary level, the fact that all writing (or art, I suppose, but that wouldn't be meta-literary, but perhaps meta-representational?) enacts a theft (or borrowing) from those who have gone before.

Oh dear. I am a pretentious twat, so I am.

As I said, I've been mainly listening to the delgados for a while now, and especially to an album I criminally underrated when I bought it; The Great Eastern. Not quite as quirky as Peloton, and perhaps lacking the swooping grandeur of Hate or Universal Audio, but perhaps the band at their most antagonistic. Sneaking in there, however, are Teenage Fanclub, whose latest record Man-Made is really quite lovely, as well as the Kaiser Chiefs who are just Really Good Fun. Oh, and I still can't get enough of the Arcade Fire.

These bands are part of the reason that I haven't been doing that much work recently.

I make no promises to update this on any kind of regular basis whatsoever; if I do at all. This may be the (l)onl(e)y post. Anyone who remembers the pathetic website attempt will know how lazy I am. However, blogging is apparently the new procrastinating; so, equipped with a new tub of procrastin-x(http://www.phdcomics.com/comics/archive.php?comicid=314), here I am....